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You Can't Fix Stupid

I'm waiting on Demi to come out and say she's punking Ashton.

During a brief period when I was earlier this year, I heard a preacher proudly say these words: You can’t fix stupid.

Brother gets an “amen” for that.

You can’t fix stupid.

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The longer I’m in journalism, the longer I’m convinced that the whole world is getting stupider. I don’t think I’m smarter than anyone else, I just think I get more emails from dummies than most people.

In other news, I got an email from my family member warning people of a new carjacking technique that people are using. It may or may not be true, but it’s worth a warning anyways. Apparently, people are putting flyers in the window and when you get out to see what it is, they jump in your car and drive away with your car. And yes, that is freakishly similar to what happened on Criminal Minds this week.

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It’s still not cold.

It is, however, finally Friday.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are getting a divorce. After this season of Two and a Half Men, I’d divorce him, too. Dream sequences? Really?

Although, I'm secretly waiting on her to come out and tell him he's being Punk'd.

Dama Fest is Saturday at the Cobb Galleria if you have a kid, or are a kid, who likes to play with


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