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I Hate Protests

Not much going on today unless you agree (or strongly disagree) with why I don't like protests.

I hate protests.

Hear me out, this isn’t a stab at Occupiers or whatever. I hate all protests. Name one instance where a protest resulted in an action. I bet you can’t. They’re a waste of time. It’s like Elvis said, “A little less conversation/ a little more action please.”

They stall traffic, they take up police time that could be used solving problems.

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That said, I had a dream last night that the protesters were chasing me.

Maybe that’s why I’m so against them today.

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It’s a little chillier today and much sunnier. The high will be around 54 degrees.

I also dreamed that I was a ballerina again last night and it made me want to dance so much. Does anyone know of a good in the area? I don’t want someone to yell. I do not like it when my Zumba instructors yell.

Other than that and one very sleep deprived editor who is exhausted from running away from protestors and ballerinas all night, we don’t have much going on. Stay safe. Have fun. We’re almost to Friday. 


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